Celebrities are stupid.
1. Justin Bieber says he is "disappointed" in himself for acting like a little shit for the last two-decades — obviously strategizing a lucrative “comeback” for his career
2. Kanye West receives an honorary doctorate from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago and has his sister-in-law call him an actual doctor on the Billboard Awards without irony
3. U2 busks in a New York subway for the Jimmy Fallon Show and the 30 people who haven’t deleted its album from their iTunes yet are the only ones that care
4. Steve Aoki is getting sued 3 years after landing on a woman’s head at a performance in San Diego, proving that not keeping oneself busy on stage can lead to an unsafe atmosphere
5. Tyga admits to being in a predatory relationship with a minor via Instagram