Apple CEO Tim Cook, took time out of his busy schedule of touring Foxconn in China to participate in a playful online auction site called The coffee date with a man that looks as fun as shoving your hand in a meat grinder has already set a record for the website pulling down $505,000. The winning bids gets to bring one guest with them to the Cupertino headquarters where they get 30 minutes to an hour with the CEO.

We're almost certain the dipshit bidding for this either thought he was purchasing Apple stock or that there will be more to the date besides coffee.