More than 30 people have been arrested after a Cuban gang stole 145 tons of chicken, totaling 55,000 birds. 

All we’re saying is that if this doesn’t become the opening mission to Grand Theft Auto 6, we’re going to be pissed.

An article from The Express explains that the chicken was taken from a state-owned facility in Cuba’s capital, Havana. 

Security guards, IT personnel and even shift supervisors are all implicated in the heist, with officials estimating the total amount of poultry stolen to be roughly 135 tonnes.

Turns out that a ton and tonne are two entirely different weights, but since America still isn’t on board with the metric system, we’ll just say that the salmonella-filled take weighed between a shit-ton and a fuckload.