Just in case you haven't fulfilled your "Get Lucky" fix, Durex is now introducing the new "Get Lucky" condom that looks as durable as a pack of balloons from Walgreens. The condom is a spin-off of the summer anthem "Get Lucky" that's catapulted to the top of the charts and somehow resurrected Daft Punk all the way to music royalty. Now every time you're about slide on a Jimmy, you can take a moment to understand the greatness that is Daft Punk. And with catchy, motivational lyrics like "We've come to far to give up" you can even quote the duo if you sense any sort of resistance during your quest to get lucky.
To promote the kitschy condoms, Durex has asked the members of the band to use their social outlets. That prompted member Diplo to post a picture of the condoms on his Instagram account.
For a pair of guys who wear helmets around as a fashion statement, this doesn't seem too far off the beaten path to self-grandization. But this isn't the worst of it. The duo has even created their own action figures that they say are "crafted with meticulous attention to detail – the helmet area employs a shiny metallic finish and clear parts for enhanced realism."
We hope they dedicated meticulous attention to making sure the action figures' penises were extra small to match realistic proportions. It doesn't matter if their single is catchy and makes us want to dance, these guys give us a whole list of other reasons why we hate the French and DJs in general.