Hat racism, wizard lust and revenge killings are all a part of this short clip …

At this point in time, we all know what happens to that scarred wizard orphan known as Harry Potter. If you don't, screw your spoiler alerts, because you're an entire decade behind — catch up. 

But what would the series be like if it were R-rated? You know, just implicit enough to not be a full-blown porn yet approved by all American parental standards for children to watch so long as it doesn't interfere with wine-time? 

Fine Brothers Entertainment wondered just that and took their talents to task. Hat racism, wizard lust and revenge killings are all a part of this short clip. 

Somehow, we see this version to be far more believable than anything J.K. Rowling wrote down.