Legend status …

There comes a time in every man's life when he must take a look at himself, do what's best for his emotional well being, and damn everything and everyone else in the process. Like after the bars close. You've spent the better part of the night schmoozing complete strangers and draining your bank account to assure the owner keeps his property open. That's all hard work. Time for a treat. Pizza.

Twitter user @AutumnBrie1 caught such a man recently, enjoying a slice on the floor while a brawl ensued in the restaurant they were all at. The legend doesn't even flinch when his foot is stepped on and vicious slaps are happening right in front of his face.

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