The penthouse at 432 Park Avenue is the most bonerific indoor setting we've ever seen … and the current tallest residence in the Western Hemisphere.

The penthouse at 432 Park Avenue is the most bonerific indoor setting we've ever seen … and the current tallest residence in the Western Hemisphere.

Sigh … Shall we compare it to a summer's eve?

… Fuck no, but here's why its our new favorite rich-person porn.

At 1,396 feet, it makes the Empire State Building, Chrysler Building and One World Trade Center building look like centers for ants.

For just a modest $95 million, you get insane views from 10'x10' windows, an observation deck with telescopes, a climate-controlled wine cellar, an outdoor terrace, a spa, a massage room, and a pool … wait, are you fucking kidding? There's no horse barn? Cheapskates.

Also included in the package if your father is an oil baron: 12.5-foot ceilings, solid oak flooring and Italian marble countertops. Of course there's some sort of fancy-as-shit restaurant in it and a bar and billards because what billionaire can go a day with out billiards.

And … just look at it.

The building, which is located between 56th and 57th Streets, first underwent excavation work on September 26, 2011, followed by three years of construction.

Today, the final concrete was poured on its highest floor, taking it to its full height of 1,396 feet. It can now be seen from the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and even as far away as Monmouth County in New Jersey.

Meanwhile, in Boulder, we're the highest in the world … but in a slightly different regard. We can only imagine what would happen if we combined their high with ours.