Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret, $18

Lannie's Clocktower Cabaret, $18

Here's a holiday that won't make you hurl sugar plums. Balls! A Holiday Spectacular will slap a sock puppet on your hand and make you question where this has been all of your life.Sing songs about balls, dance to song about balls, and write haikus. This is the only holiday show that doesn't involve men in tights (sad) or hokey Christmas carols (happy). And all of the proceeds from this show go to the Colorado Coalition Against Sexual Assault.