No? Well, it's not a joke. It actually happened. A 20-year-old woman drove fifty miles to see a client in Salem, Oregon only to find out that the destination of the appointment was the Salem Police Department. Sadly, instead of turning around and avoiding the inevitable like any other well-informed prostitute, she entered the police station and asked for the man who called her. And then the inevitable happened, she was arrested. Either natural selection passes some over or the Salem Police Department likes a midday booty call.