Everything wrong with kids these days, in 30 seconds

Here we have a young man, whose bright future was squandered just a few seconds after he just, you know, taped some firecrackers to his lips and lit them. He face doesn't appear to be seriously injured, but we can't say the same for his ability to do anything other than eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos in his grandmas basement for the rest of his natural life.

Here we have a young man, whose bright future was squandered just a few seconds after he just, you know, taped some firecrackers to his lips and lit them. He face doesn't appear to be seriously injured, but we can't say the same for his ability to do anything other than eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos in his grandmas basement for the rest of his natural life.