Pop singer Sia has a few basic requests in life: to swing from chandeliers, to live like tomorrow doesn’t exist, and most importantly, to get bloody revenge on the dry cleaner who “ruined her favorite things and won’t take responsibility.”

Pop singer Sia has a few basic requests in life: to swing from chandeliers, to live like tomorrow doesn’t exist, and most importantly, to get bloody revenge on the dry cleaner who “ruined her favorite things and won’t take responsibility.”

She took to Twitter to ask her followers for advice on how to carry out her diabolical plan: "Suggestions for revenge/pranks on dry cleaner who ruined favorite things? Please discuss," the famous singer said as she contemplated the take-down. But, turns out she was the smartest of them all and came up with the following idea. "BEST SUGGESTION!!” she announced. “Please write ridiculous terrible reviews HERE," and tweeted out a link to the cleaners' Yelp page. The singer also tweeted out the establishment's personal phone number, so her fan monkeys could harass the offending business. Damn.

Can someone can this girl a Midol?