It combines two of our favorite things … okay, technically three.
Do you have a horny 17-year-old cousin or a creepy old uncle in your life, but you just don't know what to get them for their birthday? Well, your prayers have been answered with the invention of the Tittygram.
Thanks to the folks at Tittygram, for $15, you can have a custom message written on a woman's lovely pair of milk wagons. Or for $30, you get to choose which lady you work with.
Or if you're looking for work, you can even sign up as one of their models. What a glorious world we live in.
If you need further convincing, their website will bring you on board:
No more dull SMS. No more boring calls. Forget about birthday cards from a local supermarket. Now you can get more than that.
Tittygram gives you the opportunity to make your message creative, unique and vivid. Tittygram is a message written on a beautiful female breast which can be used in a wide variety of use cases – write your name or create an ad on our boobs! Think of your text, pay and get a special-for-you tittygram in an hour!
So if you have friends that love boobs, have an Internet connection but somehow can't search for naked women, you just found the perfect gift.
And if you're a dude looking to brighten a young lady's day, you can have personalized messages written on the chest of a dude too. We're not gonna show you that, though.