Things got real trippy earlier this week when staffers at a Glenwood Springs, CO newspaper received a package that was chock-full of shrooms. Activate jealousy in 3…2…1…Go.
The USPS package had a faulty address and return address on it; it was meant for some unfortunate person in Indiana who never received their magic surprise in the mail. And, no one noticed it for 2 months. So it just sat there. Waiting to be ingested to no avail. That's what we call a 'travesty.'
No one is quite sure where it came from, but we're thinking Santa? Gift from god? We're also pretty sure that whoever sent this got the wrong Colorado publication. If you're out there, mushroom-sender, please send mushrooms to our office, mmkay?