Aside from being the one of the skinniest, most intelligent, and highest cities in the country, Denver can now also claim the title of "10th Sluttiest City."  We'd high five you, but we know where that hand's been.

Aside from being the one of the skinniest, most intelligent, and most unabashedly stoned cities in the country, Denver can now also claim the venerable title of "10th Sluttiest City."  We'd high five you, but we know where that hand's been.

New data from AshleyMadison.com, a dating site dedicated to helping people who love home-wrecking to have affairs, says that Denver is #10 on the list for top cities for mistresses. There are more "other women" looking for the perfect, committed man living in Denver on that site than almost anywhere else in this country of freedom and bald eagles.

According to their research, 18.1% of people in relationships in Denver cheat, making your changes of banging that married guy with the pregnant wife almost 1 in 5. Not bad! Get the condoms! Or don't! Child support pays!

But, just in case you don't want to be just another statistic on an Ashley Madison site, we devised a handy list of cheating alternatives you can check out. But for the rest of you, we'd like to congratulate you on your list-topping slutiness. Because, like the Ashley Madison slogan says, "Life is short. Have an affair."