They should probably just move Hollywood over here, because this is where they're shooting all your fifth and sixth favorite films from the 90's and early 2000's.

They should probably just move Hollywood over here, because this is where they're shooting all your fifth and sixth favorite films from the 90's and early 2000's.

1. The Lone Ranger (2013)

Location: Creede, Colorado

Surprise, surprise, Johnny Depp dressed up like one of the "7 Essential Children's Halloween Costumes" doesn't get as many people swooning as they do sleeping during this film about an unlikely crime-fighting friendship between an Indian and a Wild West type-guy. The important part is that Johnny Depp was here, and if it had been April 1995, you would have been really excited.

2. Fast Food Nation (2006)

Location: Colorado Springs

As the marketing director of Mickey's fast food restaurant chain's, Don Anderson goes to a slaughterhouse in Colorado in order to examine the accusation that there is cow feces in his burgers. There is. No wonder Greeley smells so bad. Through his investigation he discovers how corrupt the fast food industry really can be, which is crazy because we've been on a fast food diet since 2006 and all we got was this stupid diabetes.

3. Cougar Hunting (2011)

Location: Aspen

Three friends in their 20's decide to travel to Aspen, Colorado to hunt for the town's the legendary cougars. You know, rich, older women who feed on the blood of innocents to maintain a youthful facade? Why didn't they just stop by Pearl Street in Boulder? Less snow, more hoes than any Aspen you can throw at it.

4. The Prestige (2006)

Location: Telluride, Durango, SIlverton Railroad Line

Robert Angier is a magician whose wife dies accidentally by being his assistant in a performance. Robert blames his assistant Alfred for her death and the two become enemies who attempt to sabotage one another's performances, blah blah blah. The important part is that they go Nikolai Tesla's (played by fucking David fucking Bowie) mansion in Colorado to learn magical secrets. That's right ladies, Hugh Jackman was in Colorado talking to David Bowie and boom- there go your ovaries.

5. Blades of Glory (2007)

Location: The Pepsi Center

Remember when John Heder was just Napoleon Dynamite, and everything was fine in the world? Well, in Blades of Glory, John Heder tries to be a man-trying-to-not-be-Napoleon-Dynamite-who-is-also-ice-skating-right-now, and the results are actually pretty hilarious. He and dentist's nightmare Will Ferrell play figure skaters competing for glory against Amy Poehler and Will Arnett, and all the skating scenes were filmed right smack in Denver's capital.

6. Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)

Location: Glenwood Canyon

That's right; Colorado was responsible for creating what is arguably the sexiest couple since Bill and Hillary Clinton. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie star as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, two secret assassins who are unaware of each other's occupation until they suddenly become the target of one another … and our hearts … and our pants …

7. Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Location: Breckenridge, Estes Park, Copper Mountain

Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels play Harry and Lloyd, two dumb, dumb, dumb friends who travel across the country in an attempt to return a suitcase full of money to its rightful owner. Uh, yeah I think that was us … we dropped a suitcase full of money somewhere around here in 1994 so, hand it over.

8. Jesus Camp (2006)

Location: Colorado Springs

There's a scene at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs, Colorado where Ted Haggard, the real-life priest who was caught sleeping with male prosititutes, preaches a sermon against homosexuality. The scene was shot before the scandal, but watching it today makes it so much funnier.. Before the service, one of the Jesus Camp kids, Levi, mentiones how he admires Ted Haggard and was looking forward to meeting him. After the sermon, Levi informs Haggard that he has already preached sermons and wants to be a preacher when he grows up. Haggard advises him: “I say, use your cute kid thing until you’re thirty, and by then you’ll have good content” … and then blew like three dudes.

9. Independence Day (1996)

Location: Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado Springs

When aliens destroy New York, Los Angeles, and Washington on July 3rd, the survivors come up with a plan to fight back against the aliens. On July 4th the remaining humans use their best efforts to destroy these aliens in an effort to save the human race. And while the majority of the film isn't set in Colorado, all the pivotal, important parts are filmed here … maybe because Colorado has the largest alien repellant system in the world: DIA.

10. Thelma and Louise (1991)

Location: Gateway, Bedrock

Two hot, MILF friends that evidently escaped the hunt from the aforementioned Cougar Hunting, decide to take a road trip in order to escape from their dull and challenging lives. But when a man threatens to rape Thelma, Louise kills him, and before they know it, the pair find themselves being hunted by the police, hooking up with sexy young Brad Pitt, and driving off a cliff. But most importantly, the did most of that in Colorado, so you've got the square state to thank for it.