"Medical marijuana is the devil. I'm sorry people don't realize how serious this is."

Gun violence, drug violence, domestic violence, campus violence — you know what these all have in common? People. Humans. Assholes, to be more precise.

Yet, even when our city's directors promise to clean up the "scourge of hoodlums" (as they're apparently from the 1930s now), there's still a ton of aggressive bullshit happening downtown on what should be the people's 16th St. Mall. The latest attack, some dude going all Dragon Ball Z on strangers with a pipe, was recently captured by an onlooker and is now going viral for obvious reasons. 

Of course, comments on these types of news events are their own form of entertainment. There aren't enough eye-roll emojis in the world to represent what goes down on the thread.

Here's a bunch of wayward individuals blaming something as innocuous as pot for violent criminal behavior …

"I don't need facts" has apparently replaced "Land of the Free" as this country's strongest motto …
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Sorry Cheryl, crime's actually going down in Denver. Maybe your friend Kelly can teach you how to brain more.
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But we won the Super Bowl Isaac. The puns alone make it worth it!
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I just smoked a bunch of weed with people who make a ton more money than any of us could ever hope to make Bradley. Argument invalid …
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Crime is down, we're hooking up the homeless, we're pulling in too much tax money and our tourism rates are at an all time 'high' Daniel, thanks for asking.
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Rich, you haven't.
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… hold up … still trying to figure out how people without homes directly influence the prices of homes going up …
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How Janel came to owning an entire mountain range is beyond us. 
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The consequences, Fernando, is that a bowl of ice cream sounds incredible right now.

SMH.