A strange figure spotted by the Mars Rover has sparked intense curiosity and … boners?

A strange figure spotted by the Mars Rover has sparked intense curiosity, intrigue and also … boners?

Last month, NASA's Curiosity Rover took an image of Mars' surface and captured a shape that many star-watchers say bears a resemblance to a mysterious female ghost walking on the planet's surface.

And as many people have thoughtfully pointed out, she looks like an "alien woman with breasts."

Breasts. That's what people who analyze Mars' terrain are seeing. That's what's on the minds of the men and women whose responsibility it is to expand our earthly habitat. Boobs. Mars looks like a good place to relocate humanity becasue there are boobs on it.

Take a look at the full raw image below, and see if you can spot the space porn:

Wow, what a babe!

UFO Sightings Daily, the website that brought attention to the image, were slightly more modest about their analysis of strange figure, saying the shape "looks like a woman partly cloaked."

However, her meager state of undress was more than enough to get people's juices flowing:

Wow. Can't anyone see a blob of space dust for more than its body these days? Jesus Christ. Just because that space dust is wearing a revealing garment with a plunging neckline doesn't mean you get to objectify her. Has anyone asked where she went to college? Or what she thinks would make airplane travel more energy efficient?! You don't know where she's been! You don't know her!

Anyway, whether you believe the space shape is an alien sex goddess or just an annoyingly sexy rock, you can't deny that it is kinda hot … god, we haven't gotten laid in so long.