We've uncovered a black hole in the internet. A massive attention-sucking vortex from which there can be no return. So kiss your friends and cat goodbye, because once you decide to enter, you're never going to come back…for like, 10 minutes.

Don't ask us how we found it, but we stumbled across a black hole in the internet.

It's called The Useless Web. It's a site that randomly directs you to useless websites … useless websites that are more addicting than a Twinkie laced with pure Colombian cocaine dunked in your favorite song.

Here's a preview of what you could be getting yourself into so you can make sure that this is what you want to spend the rest of the day doing. You've been warned.

1. Eel Slap

2. This


4. Grandpa, no clothes

5. Corn dog central