If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time …
Normally we hate people who wear those stupid GoPros while they're out doing "extreme sports" — because 99.9 percent of the time, nothing they shoot is worth a damn. We get it, Dan, you went rock climbing once and now you wear your car keys on a carabiner. Jesus.
But this one exception is when a certain Dutch bro looks up from the ski rack to see a complete noob barrelling in at mach five, aimed straight for her doom.
But instead of lying on the ground crying like we might do, she pops up, dusts herself off and starts picking up her little mess. Damn, girl. You're a hell of a lot tougher than we are.