In addition to Faygo guzzling and general whoop-whooping, juggloes everywhere can now add "suing the motherf*ckin' wack FBI" to their resumes, because juggalo lords Insane Clown Posse are doing just that. This is going to be so, so good.
It's about time someone stood up to the big bad FBI and put those secret agent a-holes in their place. Someone like this perhaps…
Aw, whoop whoop y'all! That's right, 'los and 'lettes of the greater American area; juggaloes are suing the FBI and they're gonna make them shit Faygo.
Spearheading this no-doubt historical case is none other than white-boy "rap" duo Insane Clown Posse themselves. The clown lords filed suit against the Justice Department and the FBI today, claiming that the United States government had made the “unwarranted and unlawful decision to classify fans of the band as criminal gang members, leading to their harassment by law enforcement and causing them 'significant harm.'"
Joining ICP in their battle against the US government are four juggaloes from Nevada, California, North Carolina and Iowa, who will serve as plaintiffs. These juggalocos will present their testimonies to a federal court that that offer details of incidents in which they claim to have been "subjected to police harassment or other punishments because of their identification with Insane Clown Posse."
The seeds of this psychopathic bloodlust were sown in 2011, when F.B.I.’s National Gang Intelligence Center published a report that described Juggalos as “a loosely organized hybrid gang” whose members were “expanding into many U.S. communities.” The horror.
However, as the lawsuit explains, "It is wrong to designate the entire group of supporters as a criminal gang based on the acts of a few. Unfortunately, that is exactly what happened here."
We've got to say our money is on the juggaloes and the rest of the dark carnival on this one…only because we know they have hatchets, and this girl on their team: