But honestly, any other day, we DGAF about the Tour de France …

It's not that we don't care about the Tour de France … actually, no, you're right, we DGAF about the Tour De France. But inspiration works in mysterious ways …

Take for instance this giant dong that was painted in the middle of the Tour de France route on Sunday — something producers were probably happy about, considering it got attention away from the fact that bike races are just a bunch of juiced up bros not doing much for an appearance on a cereal box.

A few Twitter users, of course, were the first to notice the anomaly …

What's this world going to do when Twitter isn't a thing anymore?

We digress; without further ado, here it is, in all its glory: