People paint Satan as a bad guy, but he's got some good ideas … 

You know those assholes handing out free bibles on campus? Ever wish you had a whole mess of satanic literature to hand out right next to them, just to really piss them off? 

Just south of Grand Junction, a few free thinkers in Delta, CO are taking matters into their own hands, trying to present the other side of the religious argument to the moldable minds of children. 

In December, Gideon bibles were distributed to Delta County students. The Western Colorado Atheist and Freethinkers say the distribution of those bibles prompted their desire to distribute atheist and satanic material as well.

Both atheist and satanic literature was distributed in Delta County high schools and middle schools on April 1st. The Western Colorado Atheists and Freethinkers say they are working with the Freedom From Religion Foundation to offer Delta students, alternative ways of thinking.

Some of the brochures include “The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities,” “Top 10 Public School State-Church Violations and How to Stop Them,” and “What’s Wrong with the Ten Commandments?”

There's even a word search! We love word searches. 

"This is the other side of that,” explained Kurt Clay, the Assistant Superintendent. “The policy says we cannot discriminate what is handed out, we just have to follow the process.”

And as you could have guessed, people are losing their shit over it. On a Christian Conservative website, there are already 2,500 comments, and of course the very first one brings up Hitler, suggesting that passing around "Mein Kampf" is the next logical step.

“The school district is not required to maintain this open forum and is free to close it rather than allow FFRF to distribute materials,” Freedom From Religion attorney Andrew Seidel wrote in a letter to the district earlier this month. “We do not think schools should be a battleground for religious ideas. But when schools allow the Gideons to prey on children, their message of eternal damnation for any who don’t believe in their God must be countered.”

Ha. Awesome. Kids are idiots, and if they want to join a cult (Christian, Satanic or otherwise), just let them do it when they're adults.