Katy Perry? Is that you? What are you doing butchering the weather on a local news broadcast in Australia and calling all the cities Harry Potter names?

While touring Australia, human sprinkle of stardust and cotton candy Katy Perry stopped by a morning news show to abruptly drop her career as an international pop star in search of something better: slaughtering the weather forecast on live TV in the cutest way possible. She did a fine job, although the only requirement to be a good meteorologist is to have eyes.

Part of Katy's new metrology job, however, does not seem to be standing up or gracefully receiving gifts…