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Italian Man Dies Being Crushed by Cheese Wheels as Rooster Writer Feverishly Scours the Web for Cheese Puns

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Italian Man Dies Being Crushed by Cheese Wheels as Rooster Writer Feverishly Scours the Web for Cheese Puns

An Italian man died last month after he was crushed by thousands of wheels of cheese, and we can only assume that this is the Italian equivalent for when a skier dies in Colorado and everyone says “Well at least he died doing what he loved.”
An article from BBC explains that a 74-year-old Italian man died after a shelf broke in a cheese warehouse which created a domino effect of cascading cheese wheels.
Apparently, each wheel of cheese that fell weighed about 84 pounds.
We’re firm believers that writing something like “And that’s not Gouda!” is low-hanging fruit and tasteless, but we also can’t help ourselves in reporting that it took 12 hours to find the man’s body underneath all the de-brie.
Indeed, it takes a special kind of class act to make cheese puns in light of a fatality, but if it’s any consolation, we don’t feel grate about this either. Actually, we were hoping that making a few jokes would hopefully make us feel cheddar.