Are you stuck in a dead-end job? Looking for a change of pace? Dreaming of an exiciting career that's rewarding in every way and also possibly involves boobs?  Look no further than Rooster's Job Posting of the Week, your source for jobs that are not your current job, but could be.

Are you stuck in a dead-end job? Looking for a change of pace? Dreaming of an exiciting career that's rewarding in every way and also possibly involves boobs?  Look no further than Rooster's Job Posting of the Week, your source for jobs that are not your current job, but could be.

Today, we're featuring a job opening at WeedGirls. WeedGirls is an "online cannabis lifestyle magazine" whose "main attractive is the the presence of WeedGirl models" (actual wording).

Here's one now. She has many layers.

Ooh, baby. It's like Playboy for stoners and people who love layers, and you, young tadpole could be a part of it.

They're looking for a "business associate" to join their team. And although we have exactly zero idea what that means, it sounds way better to us than dog catering or investment banking or whatever it is you do.

Here's the posting they sent us:

 

Hello!

I’m writing to you from Weed Girls, a new online cannabis lifestyle magazine. The main attractive of our magazine is the presence of WeedGirl models, who feature in sexy, beautiful photoshoots that celebrate women in connection with cannabis.

We publish and share articles related to music, TV series, movies, entertainment, news and interviews. We also add information in the responsible use of cannabis and its application in medical treatments.

We are in the search of affiliated partners that want to collaborate in this project. The cannabis community around the world is in constant growth and we wish to be part of it through alliances and collaborations in both ways.

We would like to create some sort of collaboration or exchange agreement with your organization in order to work together and spread the voice.

We offer the possibility of exchanging advertisement about our products/services in our respective websites. We believe it’s possible to develop a long term relationship in which both parties can benefit from this relationship.

We … don't know what that means. They could be looking for models or IT people or investors or office chimps for all we know. But none of that matters. The only thing that matters is that you could be working at an internet magazine that has boobs and bud on it, and nothing would make your Dad less proud.

You're crazy if you think they left us any contact information for potential applicants, but there does exist a mysterious link at the bottom of their site entitled "How to make money with WeedGirls" that's worth looking into if you want to make money with WeedGirls.

You can think us later for this career opportunity of a lifetime.