Kanye's career is kind of like a dying star in space, and soon it will destroy even itself …

Kanye West’s career is kind of like a dying star in space. After exploding outwards to awe-inspiring levels, the resulting core creates a black hole — a super-mass of junk that wrecks everything around it, including the laws of physics and time.

He and his undue ego seem to be feeling those types of life-ending effects. For instance, take the recently announced headlining gig for England’s Glastonbury Festival. Fans of the five-day music fest event aren’t pleased, and are (likely not going to be successful at) petitioning to have him removed. The popular Change.org appeal — which has 130,000 signatures as of print time — states: “Kanye West is an insult to music fans all over the world. We spend hundreds of pounds to attend glasto, and by doing so, expect a certain level of entertainment.” One commenter even suggests, “I want to see real artistry. Someone like Beck.”

*makes big explosion sound*