Those Freudian slips are a motherfucker.

"she never stick no fingers in my ass" — oops, double negative.

The thing about Kanye West, is that even though it's excruciatingly tiresome to keep falling into the media trap he creates around his act, the shit that comes out of it is absolutely hilarious. Nevermind the obscene claim that he's some $58 million dollars in debt — nobody cares about rich people that way. Nevermind he gloats about his fashion line like it's some sort of culturally significant shift in the epoch, it's not — nobody cares about $800 jeans with holes in them (besides, it's been done before and nobody liked it then either). But the whole "fingers in the booty ass bitch" event Amber Rose manifested on Twitter? That's gold right there, and the way West continues to defend himself against it like a 14-year-old is ridiculous. 

To bring anyone who needs it up to speed: A few weeks back, West began a Twitter beef (can't believe that's an actual thing) with Wiz Khalifa for no reason whatsoever. In the midst of it, West and Khalifa's ex, Amber Rose, took a stab at him, claiming he liked it when she stuck her fingers up his ass during sweet sweet coitus. For one, nobody really cares about that, either — a man wanting fingers in his ass is nothing to be ashamed of, especially if it's someone like Amber doing the spelunking. 

Like clockwork, West defended his position on anti-ass-play in a series of tweets, then it seemed like the whole debacle — while hilarious — was over. Because, really, people should move on from stuff like that as quick as possible. 

But then, as reported by TMZ, West recently grabbed a microphone at an event celebrating Yo Gotti's album release for a rant that reportedly went on for about 20 minutes with him barking about everything from dissing Taylor Swift again to desperately pleading for people to sign up on TIDAL. Between all that, he decided to once again claim his no-rear-door-digging superiority by saying, "she never stick no fingers in my ass" — using double-negatives to accidentally admit that he loves that shit. 

If she "never" stuck "no" fingers in his ass, his statement means she didn't stick zero fingers in his ass … thereby implying some fingers were definitely in his ass. Watch that grammar shit, Kanye. Those Freudian slips are a motherfucker.