A generous Pennsylvania humanitarian demonstrated he truly understood the meaning of charity last week after making a donation to the Salvation Army. But it wasn't clothing or shitty Tupperware that still smells like curry that he dropped off…

A generous Pennsylvania humanitarian demonstrated he truly understood the meaning of charity last week after making a donation to the Salvation Army.

But it wasn't clothing or shitty Tupperware that still smells like curry that he dropped off. Instead, he gifted the non-profit with a big stinkin' bag of weed. Because nothing soothes the searing pain of having to shop at the Salvation Army like a face-melting high!

Pennsylvania police were alerted to the anonymous donation after Salvation Army workers found the huge bag of kush hiding in wait amongst some donated clothing. Police Chief Matt Carlson said he suspects the owner of the drugs has noticed them missing by now, if only because the bag contained a "substantial quantity" of pot. Matt also mentioned that that same Salvation Army had received some unorthodox donations before. You know, like cash and guns and stuff. 

The donor is currently being tracked down, but as long as he keeps up this urban-stoner-vigilante routine going, we're sure he'll evade arrest just as well as we evade going to the Salvation Army.