“America is the most gangster country in the world … "

– Stephen Colbert

“(Colorado’s open consumption) law also allows for yoga studios to set up pot smoking areas. I knew it yoga! I knew the whole time yoga! I’ve been to hot yoga, that smell couldn’t have been just from the people.”

– Jimmy Fallon

“This Christmas it was legal to give marijuana as a gift in 8 states, or as Santa put it: ‘Don’t forget about’cha BOOOOOY!’”

– Conan O’Brien

“Health officials say there’s a new trend of women using marijuana during their pregnancy. This has given rise to another new trend — babies choosing to just stay in the womb and chill.”

– Trevor Noah

“America is the most gangster country in the world. Do you know how weird it is, that when you’re voting for president, there’s also a question on there about weed?”