It might not be as adorable as this one, but we still want it. 

What a time to be alive. You'd think that something like folding laundry could never be done by robots, but you'd be a big dumbass. For just about $800, you can buy an in-home laundry folding friend: the FoldiMate

And maybe you're thinking, "Only a lazy bastard would ever spend that kind of money for something so stupid!" But you probably have a lot of faith in people and see the best in everyone. So far, over 80,000 people have signed up to buy one. 

Good god that's amazing. 

Look at that baby go! Really, you could just stop having so many shitty kids, but since the doofus in the video couldn't pull out of his driveway, he needs this robot. And so do we.