She's like the Edward Scissorhands of political fervor …
Pandering, it's what politicians do. Even though anyone with half a working brain can see right through it, the people wanting your vote will still continue to do so without apology, because for whatever reason, it actually works.
This political season, no candidate has done this better than Hillary Clinton. As a seasoned player in the game, she knows that image is everything. So she panders. A lot.
And looks awkward as fuck doing it …
Here she is pretending The Dab was ever a thing …
.@official_tWitch taught @HillaryClinton how to dab. I think she’s finally ready for office.https://t.co/TeoLRpeqNl
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 11, 2016
.. and on GloZell (of all strange places) talking about hot peppers like she's just one of the girls.
Speaking of peppers, she claims to carry hot sauce in her purse? C'mon Hill-dawg …
And whatever this was …
Oops, sorry Bill …
Whoa, someone turn off the strobe …
Why was this even happening?
Her first Snapchat *cringe* …
Remember that time she spoofed Forrest Gump?
We're sure this wasn't staged. Like, at all …
Here she is on Ellen again, Hill-lariously pretending that anyone who can vote cares about the whip/nae nae …
Or Hillawkwardly playing dominoes …
Hillary Clinton got really excited when she won dominoes today in East Harlem. Video: pic.twitter.com/kHJYAcW6Za
— Dan Merica (@danmericaCNN) April 15, 2016
Maybe laughing at a language she doesn't understand …
And lastly, but not leastly, that time she got caught …
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