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The Ron Swanson Guide to Romance – "Strippers do nothing for me, but I will take a free breakfast buffet any time, any place." Truer words have never been spoken. 

10 Facebook Statuses That Will Make You Undateable – What? Just because our only Facebook photos are with

High Country – Vice profiles Denver's MMJ scene. Up next, Vice profiles Rooster's editor taking a shit.

This American Life Takes on Patent Trolls…Again- Two years ago This American Life did some investigative reporting on patent trolls. Two years later and small business in Vermont are now being sued for using WiFi… without a patent. Will the zombie Apocalypse come already?

The Ten Best Books About Zombies – Speaking of zombies…