So … damn … amazing … 

When it comes to Internet things, we're jaded. Like, real jaded. Nothing excites us. Everything had been done.

Except when it comes to this kick-ass live rendition of Donkey Kong. This old school classic might be a little too dated for some kids out there, but since that monkey bastard has killed us about 1,000 times, it's nice to see a real, live Mario kick the shit out of him. 

It was put together by a guy named Banks (and he'll remind you of that every two seconds), but he's a talented son of a bitch, and if we could do something half this cool, we'd never stop screaming our name. 

So there better be another episode where he kicks the ass of Bowser, too. We're just saying.