"How can I be more of a gloating fuckwad" you ask?
It's a hard position to be in, realizing that your phone attached to the end of a stick just isn't obnoxious enough. "How can I be more of a gloating fuckwad?" you ask yourself. Never before has there ever been an answer to the quandary, but thanks to artists Moises (Art404), John Yuyi, and Tom Galle, there's a way to be exactly 15 times more fucking annoying than your selfie-stick handling peers.
Introducing the MacBook Selfie Stick — a revolutionary new tool that holds your entire laptop at more than arms length to really capture the notion that you're not at all afraid to ask strangers to take your picture, when in fact you are terrified of asking normal everyday people to take your photo. Never speak to anyone on the street ever again while snapping yourself for the ultimate social media humble-brag. With the capabilities of a full-on laptop keyboard, you'll never fat-finger your status ever again.