Well, Madonna is still alive. What's even more bizarre is she’s somehow still making music and hasn’t escaped reality like we would have twenty years ago sailing away from civilization atop a mound of cash.

Well, Madonna is still alive. What's even more bizarre is she’s somehow still making music and hasn’t escaped reality like we would have twenty years ago sailing away from civilization atop a mound of cash. Regardless, we know she’s still working because 13 tracks were allegedly “leaked” online even before the announcement was made she was doing anything productive.

In response to the nude-photo-like hack endured, Madge ferociously vented on Instagram to her followers: “This is artistic rape!! These are early leaked demos, half of which won’t even make it on my album the other half have changed and evolved. This is a form of terrorism. Wtf!!!!”

As if being violently attacked by sexual deviants or blown to smithereens while calmly lounging in a coffee shop is somehow relatable? The “leaked” tracks at least show she’s keeping herself current, as she’s reportedly working with Diplo, Avicii, Natalia Kills and Ryan Tedder.