… don't worry, it walked away fine. The driver? Not so much …

We live on a planet. And on our planet exists about 72 hundred-billion other species and things occupying space around us. Chances are, there's going to be a collision or two once in a while. 

The most we can hope for is that these collisions aren't with a brick shithouse of a moose. These things can get up to 1,500 pounds and don't really care whether or not you're behind the wheel of a car. Moose DGAF! And for one motorist flying down Highway 9, north of Vail and Breckenridge (near the Eagles Nest Wilderness), this couldn't be more apparent, as a scuffle between nature and capitalism came to a quick head.

It's reported that Wildlife Officials showed up shortly after the crash and tracked the moose to see if it was alright. With no carcass found within miles of the site, they said they were confident it was able to go on with its bad self as normal. 

The driver? Not so much. The Jeep took a massive hit.

So, yeah, moral of the story? If you see umpteen people pulled over with their flashers on and camera phones out: Slow the fuck down.