This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. To "turn it on" you've gotta pinch it or slap it. Mmm.

This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. To "turn it on" you've gotta pinch it or slap it, kinda like your uncle Jim. Mmm … what?

Us? We're going to slowly caress that thing until the proper level of electricity is flowing throughout its loins. We don't care if the entire office has to work in the dark, lovin' takes time. And we're gonna take our sweet time warming up that rump, and by us, we mean interns. Send us your resumes if you're sensual.

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