Hint: They fizz.
Freddy Kreuger. Leatherface. The Apocalypse. Pepsi-flavored Cheetos. These are the things nightmares are made of, and these are the things that Frito-Lay has recently started selling in Japan. Brave soul "Steve" puts some in his mouth:
The first sensation, which I did not expect, was a very acidic bite. It tries to capture the citrus notes of Pepsi, but it’s over the top. Too lemony. The sweeter cola flavor is there but it’s subtler and overpowered by the intense citrus,
Steve told the Los Angeles Times. He went on to mention that they fizz in your mouth. IS THERE NO GOD?
Thank you Steve, for that monstrous feat. We salute you. But while this culinary disaster may nauseate even the most courageous taste buds, it does help you get corn in you faster. No longer must you suffer long and hard, straining to insert a handful of friend cheese corn into your face, while simultaneously trying to gulp the sweet corn-syrupy nectar of Pepsi in order to produce a burst of cheesy, caramelly, crunch in your mouth. Not anymore. This is 2013, and by now we have methods to reduce such inefficiencies, saving you time, money, and turmoil. Those methods are called Pepsi Cheetos and they are your vomitous friend.