We wouldn't not watch this …

Even though it's one of the most severe emotional journeys we've had in life since mom and dad split, Game of Thrones is a craving we just can't live without. But we often wonder, what would the show be like if it were cast with Nicholas Cage entirely? The good people of the Internet must have heard our internal quandaries, because Cage of Thrones is a real thing now …

Hodor


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Bran Stark


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Sansa Stark


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Petyr Baelish


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Jaime Lannister


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Margaery Tyrell


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Cersei Lannister


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Ygritte


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John Snow


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Arya Stark


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Samwell Tarly


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Stannis Baratheon


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Tywin Lannister


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Khal Drogo


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Tyrion Lannister


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Brienne of Tarth


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The Hound


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Daenerys Targaryen


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Joffrey Baratheon, the little twerp


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Ned Stark