Is there anything more erotic than delicate boy band singer Harry Styles? … Well, yes. Yes there is. But that didn’t stop 25-year-old novelist Anna Todd from penning an entire book about fantasy sex with him, Styles style.

Is there anything more erotic than delicate boy band singer Harry Styles? … Well, yes. Yes there is. But that didn’t stop 25-year-old novelist Anna Todd from penning an entire book about fantasy sex with him, Styles style.

Called After, the novel is about a fan who’s obsessed with Harry Styles and somehow works her groupie succubus magic to lure him into a series of kinky situations. Styles, reportedly, was fine with her using his likeness; it probably helped him convince his 1D bandmates he wasn’t a virgin, god damn it! Todd started writing random Harry Styles sex scenes on free writing site Wattpad last year, but it’s since blossomed into an actual 2,500 page novel after receiving more than 1 billion views. Wow. We didn’t know Styles had that much stamina. 

What’s more, publishers liked this Styles sex thing so much that they’ve offered Ms. Todd a six figure salary for her novel. But not everyone in One Direction’s fanbase is aroused by Todd’s idea. According to the Times, many fans are lashing out at Todd on social media, accusing the first-time novelist of using 1D’s fame to cash in. But we don’t care. That 1D is the D we need.