Michelle Obama and the campaign for reducing childhood obesity seems to have bypassed the great folk in Japan. For $65, FabCafe, a Japanese bistro, offers customers a 3D scan of their body that they will then turn into a gummy bear replica of your beautiful self. Sure, you'll end up with type one, two and three diabetes after taking down a life-size gummy bear but fuck it, gummy opulence trumps logic any day.
