Doritos is continuing their reign of gustatory terror with their latest, sure-to-have-been-thought-up-by-serial-killers release: Shrimp-Mayonnaise Doritos.

Doritos is continuing their reign of gustatory terror with their latest, sure-to-have-been-thought-up-by-serial-killers release: Shrimp-Mayonnaise Doritos.

So basically, what this is saying is from January 20th and March 17th, society as we know it will crumble and a vicious bloodlust between Doritos and humankind will begin. That is what happens after all, when you combine shrimp and mayonnaise.

Here's a few flavor combinations we'd rather try…

1. Cement and pickles

2. Kitten and sawdust

3. Sausage and Sour Patch Kids

4. Pubes…just pubes

5. Razors and fried chicken

6. Literally name any flavor combination and we'd rather eat it