Oh man … there's way, way too much irony here.
Do you ever find yourself thinking, "Man, kids these days are just too tough and resilient! Nothing rattles them, and they never complain!"
Well, one school district doesn't think that, and after accidentally emailing their "Hurt Feelings Report" to parents along with the lunch schedule, whiny-ass parents are whining about their whiny kids.
The Lombardy Elementary School, located in Wilmington, Delaware, mistakenly emailed a sarcastic form stating that its purpose is to “assist whiners in documenting hurt feelings.” And it's awesome.
So this is what parents received — and we think it's a perfect riff on how goddamn sensitive people are nowadays:
That's fucking great.
Included are places for "Whiner's Name" and "Type of Whine Used," as well as responses for "Did you require a 'tissue' for tears" and "I want my mommy." We love it.
But of course that sent every self-entitled helicopter mom in the state into a tizzy. The pissed-off parent who didn't want to be identified called it "completely offensive and mocks children who are bullied in schools."
The principal of Lombardy Elementary sent a recorded phone message to all parents apologizing for the form, the spokesperson said. The spokesperson also told local NBC10 a corrected email was sent to parents Wednesday afternoon.
Parents told NBC10 the email was an unfortunate mistake but they don’t believe it was a reflection of the school.
Locals who aren't complete sissies recommended that offended parents fill out a "Hurt Feelings Report" and shove it up their asses.
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