Daddy Chad even admitted to blowing a few lines with his daughters, ages 13 and 14, to build up to atmosphere of educational camaraderie.

Every parent knows the importance of good education for their children, but what happens when your damn kids won't do their homework? Or even clean their rooms as practice for their future career as degree-less janitorial staff?

Well, if you're real chill and also insane, you could be like Joey and Chad Mudd of Largo, FL, who decided to bribe their kids to do their homework and chores with cocaine and marijuana.

Daddy Chad even admitted to blowing a few lines with his daughters, ages 13 and 14, to build up to atmosphere of educational camaraderie. Joey, on the other hand, was more prone to smoking weed with them, and admitted to doing so at least five times.

We mean, wow. The sheer generosity. You know what our parents gave us? A lickin' and heredity osteoarthritis.

The arrest report doesn't clarify how the parents got caught, but it does indicate that they used the drugs as a "bargaining tool."

The parents of the century also have a preschool-aged child. Joey was charged with two counts of child abuse, while Chad caught six counts of the same charge and an additional charge of cocaine possession.

But hey … sometimes a little time in slammer is exactly what you need to prove ot your children that you're serious about getting them to rake the lawn. So by that measure, this was a wild success. But for the rest of whose parents don't even remember our birthdays, let alone share their narcotics with us … it's a cool parent fairytale that we'll be ripping bongs to until the day we finish our homework.