There are few organs more secretive and alluring than the penis. They pop up in children's toys, rock formations and in our food just to give us a quick giggle. Thanks to Play-Doh's new "cake froster" we thought it was time to revisit some sneaky peckers that have reminded us that phalluses come in all shapes, sizes, and materials.

There are few organs more secretive and alluring than the penis. They pop up in children's toys, rock formations and in our food just to give us a quick giggle. Thanks to Play-Doh's new "cake froster" we thought it was time to revisit some sneaky peckers that have reminded us that phalluses come in all shapes, sizes, and materials.

Play-Doh Penis

This penis came with a Play-Doh cake decorating set. If only every toy you got for Christmas was this excited. 

Iceberg 

Now we know why the Titanic sank. Hey-OH!

Strawberry 

This patch is berry horny. 

Love Valley, Turkey

Talk about being rock hard. 

The Sky

The heavens are happy to see you.

Shadows

Here's a prick that will sneak up behind you.

Churches

This is the Christian Science Church in Dixon, Illinois. It looks like a penis from above. HA! Apparently a decent photoshopping flushed out their fire hydrant. I guess that's what the kids are calling it now, eh?

Trees

Forget morning wood, this lasts all day. 

Bouncy Castles

Have your child reenact their own conception with this inflated play pen. 

Fast food

This lil'guy is on to something. How else could there be cock-shaped chicken nuggets?  

Haesindang Park

Sure these dicks aren't sneaky but they're still fun anyway. This park in South Korea commemorates a legend of a young virgin swept out to sea. Fish left the village as a result and only came back after a fisherman jumped in the water, sacrificing himself and his dick to the ocean. To keep the fish in this fishing village, multiple skin serpent sculptures erected. It doesn't have to make sense there are penises everywhere. 

So is it the penis poking it's head into our daily lives reminding us it exists, or do we just need to grow up already?