Yolo. Fucking yolo. 

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must decide between pure, unadulterated pleasure… and their health. This is one of those instances where you toss out the doctor's orders on heart disease and myriad other subsequent diseases that will occur from ingesting this food item, and err on the side of spontaneous gluttony. We're not going to lie, after a long night of drinking, we're certain we could knock this pizza burrito off without question. The next day might feel like our bowels are turning inside out — or that they're passing three Chipotle burritos, a pizza and a pack of bacon — but for those few, glorious hours before hell strikes, we would be lost in pure, ethereal heaven. Then we'd probably go into cardiac arrest. But it would all be worth it.