Did we really just consider buying a Pizza Hut hat?

Why shouldn't Pizza Hut make a clothing line? The company is doing so well making pizzas that it's probably best to diversify into other lines of business. We were skeptical at first, but after looking through the 2016 Lookbook, oddly enough, we're craving a Pizza Hut 5-panel hat and a slice of shitty pepperoni pizza.

Longboards, sunglasses and scarves, you name it, they've slapped the Pizza Hut brand across it and has made us question our pizza allegiance. Our favorite part of the lookbook? It might be the company disclaimer: "not to be worn by Pizza Hut employees during work hours. These items are not approved uniforms." Suuuucks ….