Macaulay Culkin's pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band, Pizza Underground, filmed a music video. Everyone's just all "hanging out" and "eating pizza" like it's no big deal that they're in a pizza band with Macaulay Culkin, who is over in the corner wearing a pizza mask playing a wind instrument. We can't decide if we're hungry or confused…

The set of Pizza Underground's music video is a visual triumph, and later, a delicious snack we're sure. A pizza room was erected, replete with walls made of slices of pie and pepperoni, arranged in a deliciously modern pattern. Pizza was consumed, languorously, as if these people had not one obligation, and no other care in the world other than to ingest cheesy bread with tomato sauce. Pizza masks adorn their faces. Pizza boxes are their musical playthings. It's a pizza palace, a paradise of pie. Grease is everywhere.

Are you hungry? Are you confused?  It doesn't matter; they're one in the same now. So take a bite of the wild slice, and slip into a pizza coma with us.