The man was suffocating and nearly dying underneath a bounty of very specific snacks after smoking a joint or two.

We’ve all been there, halfway through an accidental ‘How It’s Made’ marathon, the weed overfloweth in thy bong chalice.  Just hangin’ out, buried under a mountain of Albertson’s impulse buys, flitting in and out of a hallucinated gnome kingdom—then it hits us. The potential weed overdose, the symptoms coming on slowly, that nug that broke the camel’s back.

All of a sudden, you’re FREAKING THE DICK OUT and calling your poor mother to dictate instructions for your own burial, because you’re 100 percent gonna die and you absolutely want to make sure they play “Bitch Better Have My Money” when you’re lowered into the earth.

A young man Ohio, knows the feeling. His story is going viral on the Internet after he frantically called 911 to inform police that he was “too high” last Friday. In the 911 call released online, the 22-year-old can be heard gasping for air as the operator attempts to gauge the situation.

“911, what’s the problem?” the operator answers the call.

“I’m too high,” the man responds, informing the operator that he “can’t feel anything.”

When asked what drugs he might have taken, the young man, presumably nearing a cardiac flat-line, pauses briefly before replying, “weed.”

The dramatic pause. Would he make it through the night?

According to CBS, when cops arrived at the man's home, “his grandfather directed them upstairs where they found the man moaning, curled in the fetal position, and surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, and Chips Ahoy cookies."

All the snacks. Specific ones too! Some pretty solid catalogue work there by local law enforcement.

The man told the officers, with his potential last breaths, that he was “too high and could not feel his hands” divulging that he’d “smoked too much weed.”

At the scene, officers discovered “a glass pipe with marijuana residue on it, two packs of rolling papers, the remnants of two joints, and a glass jar filled with marijuana in the vehicle.”

Thankfully, the man refused on-site medical treatment and still survived. (What are the chances? One hundred percent? Ohh cool.)  According to the police report, charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia. The investigation is unresolved. Just another cold case.

Although, he may have nearly overdosed on marijuana and is facing several fines in the rusty garbage patch that is Ohio, the man maintained and clearly flaunted his right to party.