Nothing good has ever had Trump’s name on it.
However, Trump might finally have his name on something people can appreciate. Recently, German police found 5,000 bright orange ecstasy pills in the shape of the president’s head. On every single bean, the leader of the free world’s face is stamped on the front and the word “Trump” appears on the back.
Officers discovered the drugs after a random traffic stop in Osnabrück. After searching the car of a 51-year-old man and his 17-year-old son, five enormous baggies of pills were found. The tablets have an estimated street value of around $47,000.
This isn’t the first appearance of these Trump-shaped narcotics. Over the summer, the pills began popping up all over the UK. The ecstasy tablets were known to have especially high levels of MDMA, at approximately 220 mg each. Buyers could get them for $10 a pop, or if they were willing to buy in bulk from select sellers, 1,000 pills for about $1,400.
Authorities claimed they were manufactured in Amsterdam, and advertised on the dark web under the slogan "Trump makes partying great again."